Space-Age Ironing Tips and Tricks

Tip One: Don't Iron While Under Attack

When the asteroid is coming for you, don't bother ironing your space-suit. It's a waste of time. Instead, just grab your trusty laser blaster and prepare for impact. You can always iron in the asteroid belt, but only if you're feeling sentimental.

• When in doubt, just add more starch.
• Don't iron on Tuesdays. It's a known fact.
• Use your laser blaster as a makeshift ironing board.

Remember: a wrinkle is just a wrinkle. But a laser blast scar is forever.

Tip Three: The Art of Folding in Zero Gravity